It is weird in the world of eve online. Unlike other games where you have instant great play eve online offers weeks of boredom after which you get weeks of the most awesome play. This time it was no different.

*** Jul 14 ***

Tower 3

Mal and Bnizzle contacted Stacey and Gabryella asking if they wanted to help out and kill a defended control tower in J132918 filled with capital construction modules. ‘Trust us, this is going to be fun, it is owned by an inactive alliance called the Beacon Light Alliance and they have placed their hardeners outside of the shields!’ For those that don’t know, placing hardeners outside the tower force field is a rookie mistake because it makes the hardeners vulnerable to attacks and renders them pretty much useless while investing a lot of the tower’s powergrid and cpu. On top of that some modules were unanchored outside the forcefield as well, ready for us to steal.

But the guns were active, so we needed at least 3 Guardians and a couple of damage ships. After some calculations the few Vexor Navy Issues would reinforce the tower in 8 hours? …  No, there has to be another way and Stacey and Gaby went to the fitting table in the Jita 4-4 station with a bunch of try out fittings for the Vexor Navy Issue.

‘This one?’
‘No, it needs a capacitor transfer I think.’
‘Ok, this one?’
‘No, no shields. Armor, something like the Lovetar with faction repairers!’
‘Something like this?’

Love VNI xoxo


A new Vexor Navy Issue was found that was both damage and repair in one and of course it was called the Love Vexor Navy Issue or in short the Xoxo. We had no idea whether they would work against a defended tower. Yet we decided to take them for a spin and with a bit of fear in mind 6 brave Xoxo pilots with Eos support took the warp.

‘FC, stay here!’

Bnizzle had warped us in at 100 km away from the tower and burned towards the guns. We were in a quick pursuit because the medium energy transfer array and faction repairers could only reach out to 6 km and we would not be able to support him if we got webbed by one of the 3 active webification batteries. With our afterburners overheating, the fleet (which had to be a big remote repair ball) had spread out like a large snake towards the tower in which no one could reach each other anymore.

For a moment I even thought about warping my Xoxo’s away before the tower would hurt us pretty bad. But wait. None of us was taking damage! None of us were neutralized and none of us were webbed. How is this possible, did they? Yes they did. They had set the tower hostile to anything that had less than 0.0 standings. Which meant that us being neutral at 0.0 standings were not hostile and could just warp towards the tower and shoot the tower itself without taking any damage from the tower guns.

After laughing about this we stole the offline modules and disabled at least 6 guns and the energy neutralizer battery before working on the tower. Things went great and even our Eos warped in for some added damage, when suddenly someone from the Gentlemen’s.Club warped in and figured it was time to online a few modules and change the tower standings to hostile towards neutral players like us. For a moment we stopped. Should we shoot the modules being onlined, or should we warp away before he would online more neutralizers and the ever menacing warp scrambling batteries that would prevent us from warping away? We decided to do the last thing and warped away.

Fartwo > Dont wanna stay?

The Gentlemen’s.Club now owned the tower and we spotted one of their Oneirossesses repairing the modules we had disabled. With him at 20 km from the shields we quickly warped over with 4 of our Xoxo’s, but landed at 12 km from him. And because we had afterburners fitted we didn’t manage to catch him in time even with our warp scramblers overheated. At least it was a good try and the Oneiros didn’t dare venturing out again without some of his friends with their own repair ships as backup.

This was going to be a tough match and there was noting we could do without some of our friends. Disavowed. could do this for us, but I was most certain that they wouldn’t show up for a tower fight. However … Bloemkoolsaus contacted me saying he wanted to talk and he was serious about it. Apparently a guy named Rick from the Gentlemen’s.Club had send Disavowed. a mail about the tower shoot and for a moment I feared that I had done something really bad and Stacey and Gaby would end up with red bottoms after this very short adventure.


A serious threat against a serious alliance, one that is willing to fight for their home with everything they have. I admitted I was behind this one and my friends got invited to the channels right away. A few hours later a very expensive 50 man armor strategic cruiser fleet filled with angry pilots jumped into J132918 and the ladies felt so proud when we arrived on the tower, which was guarded by about 6 hostiles manning the guns. I wonder what went trough their mind at that point and especially Rick’s mind for sending that mail.

The fight was great and we took down the webification batteries quickly to make sure the guns wouldn’t track our ships and deal their maximum damage. Reinforcing the tower was a bit of a pain though. Most of the strategic cruisers were equipped with short range guns and those that weren’t were spewing ammunition faster then selling ice-cream on a crowded beach during a sunny day. But after a few ammunition runs and the defenders putting the neutralizer batteries on the Xoxo’s (which don’t need capacitor to apply damage) for a long time we managed to reinforce the tower without any serious issues.

*** Jul 16 ***


After the reinforcement scouts were left in the system and they discovered that our hostiles jumped in with Battleships and that they had repaired all the modules surrounding the tower. If the shields on the tower (which were now 25%) would hit 50% after some repairs, they could online all those modules again and be in a comfortable position during the fight. The timer was set, they wanted to fight and hopefully many alliance members would too.

Because we knew that our hostiles were going to use battleships to try and kill our armor strategic cruisers at short range our fleet commander Kais went for shield ships instead. With Ishtars and Gila cruisers being far too awesome at the moment, we decided to bring those and bring a lot of those. 17 Ishtars, 3 Gila’s, 2 Scimitars, a Broadsword heavy interdictor and a Claymore command ship made their way towards the wormhole exit.

When we arrived at the highsec system leading to the C2 they closed the wormhole with their battleships and for a moment we thought that they wanted to keep us out while repairing the tower. However, they had seen Mal jumping out and thought we were already in J132918 trying to flee. Such nerves! A new highsec exit was probed out quickly and our fleet jumped in and stayed there for a bit. One of our scouts reported an Archon and a Chimera carrier at the tower. Cheers went up, but our fleet commander calmed us down quickly and ordered us to Focus.

‘The Chimera is outside the shields now repairing the tower.’

Short but firm commands sounded trough the coms: Alright, lets go! Deploy Drones now and follow me! Gila’s only, bump the carrier downwards! Everyone primary the Chimera! How are our repairs holding?

Great simple orders which some still didn’t understand. The Chimera carrier that was primary was losing shields quickly and while the Gila’s were bumping it downwards and outside the tower shields, some of the Ishtar pilots had not been listening and were bumping the carrier upwards into the shields. While the carrier got into armor Mofo Keikira was bumped safely behind the force field again and was able to repair all his shields.

But they were losing their fighter drones and the tower shield got low, so again the carriers went outside the force field to try and kill us and repair the damage done by us to the tower. I wonder why they didn’t send in their battleships to try and take on some of our Gila’s when the Chimera was bumped downwards far away from the safety of the shield this time. But it was a good thing for us. Even with the Archon repairing frantically there was no way they were going to safe Mofo Keikira, who thought it would be a great idea to go into triage at the last moment. A juicy killmail colored our killboards and made all the time invested into this operation worth while.

Carrier: + 227 mil pod

We tried bumping the Archon afterwards, but he went into triage and managed to safe his skin on the edge of the force field. Slowly but steadily the tower went into armor and our hostiles started moving their battleships out to the safety of a neighboring tower owned by a mining alliance. One that was well defended with a lot of people protecting it and watching us trying to deploy bubbles to catch the stragglers.

Our eyes got wider and yells were had when a Revelation warped straight towards us and landed into the shields. Even though I had placed mobile warp disruptors on the tower, the few defenders had focussed them down and the Archon and Revelation escaped, leaving us with just the Chimera killmail.

‘Leave those mobile bubbles Stacey, they will just kill them or warp to safe spots anyway.’

With a big blast the tower exploded and for some reason the same guy that had written in local if we didn’t want to stay had stayed in his Crow only to lose it and his pod.

Crow: + 96 mil pod

The destruction of many of the tower her modules commenced and juicy loots were taken. Several billion isk of blueprints, blueprint copies, ships and loots ended up into our hands and Gabryella had managed to sneakily take the tower kill and had proudly posted it into the fleet channel.

Tower: + 1 billion worth of modules

Tired by the long fight the ladies relaxed and while staying at the staging tower our fleet managed to club Fish TulakHorde in his Gnosis battlecruiser to death, making that the last kill of our little invasion.

Gnosis: + pod

So what next? Well, the mining tower is too heavily defended and Disavowed. wanted to get paid if Mal and Bnizzle wanted to take her down and try to kill the Archon and Revelation. Overall it would not be worth it and we decided to move out. I had already told Mal before setting up his tower that he had to set up a tower like my old drug tower. Instead he created an awesome mighty ball of doom, but found out the hard way that unanchoring all the modules would take forever.

Tower  Tower 2

Lesson learned and with modules being not that expensive we left them alone and just unanchored the tower. Unfortunately I had forgotten that unanchoring the tower can not be done when there are modules anchored on it. And you can’t unanchor modules when the tower is no longer online. So to unanchor the modules we had to online the tower again, fly across this ball of doom to unanchor all the modules one by one until we could unanchor the tower again. A very complicated and time consuming system invented by CCP to prevent people from putting towers up all over new eden probably.

So we left the tower too and who knows our hostiles might engage it. Maybe they will set up a new badly defended tower and decide to repair it with their Archon this time. Either way, the whole operation was a great success. We managed to secure the juicy loots the tower contained. The fleet was professional. I felt great when the entire alliance showed up. We had a fun time and my friends learned a lot from their mistakes.

But the absolute best thing was that both Stacey and Gabryella got their very first capsuleer owned Carrier kill during their time in New Eden!

‘I’d hate to fight the worm responsible for all these wormholes in New Eden.’

- Stacey Starwolf, YC114

Being back from real life I hopped into my favorite world of eve online and wanted to try something new. The alliance was still recovering from what looked like an internal power stuggle and I felt hesitant to move my ships into our new C6 J133906, called REDRUM. So I started looking for a new wormhole to house my drug production and gas reactions. Of course all temporarily until I could settle in the C6 again.

Stacey had made a little list of wormholes that had her interest. Little amount of planets to prevent hostiles from invading, enough planetary interaction to get your own tower fuel and preferably a highsec entrance to get stuffs in and out pretty easily. So my epic voyage trough highsec to find one of the holes marked took me a whole 1 jump from Jita to a C1 called J170949, a class 1 wormhole with only 4 moons of which a few were taken with large dead towers. Things didn’t go as planned.

*** Jul 12 ***


Day 1

Dear Diary. While planning to destroy the towers with the Dark Alliance. in J170949 and occupy the wormhole, I was suddenly messaged by two old friends of mine, Mal Isbad and Bnizzle, the last one part of Ocularis Inferno. Apparently they had found a juicy, but horribly fitted tower in a C3 wormhole called J212304 and wanted to take the wormhole for themselves. Well, isn’t this great, while I was searching for a new wormhole my friends wanted to claim one. Lets join in on the fun!

I contacted Jordan from the Dark Alliance. and he wanted to join in as well. In Jita lots of hugs were shared and I had asked Scotty to outfit the shield Ishtars with some faction drones and a probe launcher. We don’t want to get stuck inside a wormhole and having to selfdestruct now do we? Things started off great. The highsec entrance to J212304 was found and we all warped to the fleet leader who was already reinforcing the medium Caldari tower, which was indeed silly defended with only jamming modules.

Initially they tried killing the tower with T3 battlecruisers, but with the Vexor Navy Issues and Ishtars being able to do damage while being jammed by the jamming modules I was happy I had brought my Ishtar for this job. Within an evening we had reinforced the tower and 3 customs offices owned by the PublicRelations corporation and their friends.

Day 2

Mal wasn’t feeling well and had accidentallly targetted one of our own members and deployed his drones. Fortunately no real damage was done and there were no DED officers to punish him for his mistake. We did manage to reinforce another customs office though, turning the customs offices in reinforce mode at 4 now.

In the afternoon I told Mal to set up a tower just in case the enemy tower modules would contain juicy loots for us to take and of course it was nice to have a safe heaven in case things go wrong. No don’t fit any modules, we want them to fight us silly Mal.

Day 3

Dear Diary. The first customs office died without any issues whatsoever. 9 Hours after this the tower will run out of Strontium Clathrates and get vulnerable. On top of that, the tower will get out of reinforce mode just before downtime, which will regenerate the shields again. If I wake up early I will kill office number 2.

Poco 1:

I slept well and destroyed another customs office, but it was time to destroy the tower and one of the hostiles got online. He logged off quickly though and the Vexors and Ishtars were ready for combat. Brockmist had joined us with his Stratios. It was like a reunion and some of the members said this was one of the biggest fleets since the breakup of Disband and the scattering of its members.

The tower went down quickly without any problems too and a big blast could be seen troughout the system. For a moment I thought that they would have evacuated their ships during our little nap, but the maintenance bay dropped a fully fitted Venture and a Badger. The hangar was filled with lovely stuffs too, which fetched us a lot of isk.


Poco 2:


On top of that we reinforced customs office number 5, 6 and 7 which means that there are now 5 customs offices in reinforce mode, ready to be taken out in a couple of days.

Day 4

Dear Diary. Today I relaxed. The offices we had put into reinforce mode have a two day timer, which means that there is nothing to shoot today. I don’t feel like reinforcing any more of them, especially while being alone, that just takes ages. Mal is still sick, maybe it has something to do with the strange effects that are in this wormhole. It is good to see my friends again, but they have no idea how wormhole life works, so I keep sending them screenshots of our wormhole mapper to show them which signatures are inside the wormhole and which systems are attached to it. They want a program like that too and I am not surprised, because the Disavowed. wormhole mapper is awesome.

Day 5

Mal was late and Brockmist was going on a holiday. Bnizzle and his friends were all having a drink, so Gaby, Zhuge, Bax and me had to do it ourselves. Just before we started I probed down a new signature. Apparently a C2 wormhole had connected to ours. J155620 had about 10 towers all owned by Upholders alliance and a Proteus was on scan with core scanner probes, so they were active. Bax kept an eye out for hostiles, while the first of the five reinforced offices went down.

Poco 3:

We started working on the second reinforced office, but I got a bad feeling in my tummy and told Gaby, Zhuge and Bax to spread out. In a star formation we started on the office when suddenly a Loki popped up on scan, followed by a few battlecruisers. While Gaby and I warped to planet 2, Zhuge and Bax warped to the tower. As they arrived a Devoter warped in at range and bubbled up. A close call. However, I got stuck on planet 2 and started making safespots. At the safe probes were launched and I told Gaby to follow me towards the highsec exit. We warped in at range and fortunately there was no one there. Lets head back towards the safespot and warp in at 0km. It was a bad idea. While I landed their fleet landed with me and quickly I ordered Gaby to stay at her safe while I had to jump out. Gabryella now all by herself on the safespot got scared and faced a Sleipnir, 10 various T1 and faction battlecruisers, a Rapier, a Devoter, a Loki and at least 1 Proteus all looking for her.

So I stayed on the wormhole in Kiras hoping the entire fleet would warp to it and they did. The bubble went down on the tower, which gave Gabryella the opportunity to warp to the tower and come to her senses behind the safety of the shield. After a long wait our hostiles had finished our job by killing the customs office themselves and I had moved to Jita to pick up some stuffs.


Poco 4:

We were in for an even bigger surprise when they had set up their own customs office, probably hoping we would reinforce it to stage a fight. I told everyone we shouldn’t. Not only would it be a very long stay inside our spaceships shooting at structures, but we had what we wanted and there are better wormholes to occupy out there.

Day 6

Dear Diary. Being unexperienced will lead to death. My Providence glided trough space gently with our loots and all that was left were our tower and the many customs offices that had survived our attack. Mal had unanchored the tower and Nefayn decided to pick her up while I was on my way to Jita. A bomber was spotted before, but screams were yelled on the coms: ‘They are trying to take our tower!’ I hurried back with my Raptor interceptor and jumped into the wormhole. A lot of things went wrong. Nefayn in the hauler got killed before I got to the tower: + 21 mil pod. I engaged the bomber straight away, but they had help from a Sabre and a Blackbird which warped in to help out. However, maybe amazed by my flying skills they warped to a safespot at 200km away.

A Caracal joined and when they found out that a little Interceptor can’t do much against a 4 man fleet they warped back and I slowly started plinking away shields from the bomber. Bnizzle uncloaked with the Proteus and our enemies warped away besides the Blackbird which I quickly tackled. I bet the Blackbird pilot panicked a bit, but eventually he did what he did best and jammed both Bnizzle and me and warped away.

I was bombarded with messages. ‘Who are you? You are preventing us from taking the tower!’ So I started a little chat. In the meanwhile our FC had disconnected and Gaby had fleet control. Unfortunately she didn’t have any fleet skills, so I had to take over fleet command while fighting on the wormhole exit. On top of that people were asking to be invited and hoped to get a bookmark to the wormhole exit. And all this was happening at the same time!

My computer screen went crazy and I told everyone to relax on chat. First I ordered Gaby to give me fleet control. Members got invited and when that was done I had Gaby sit on the highsec exit, so people could warp to her and join the fight while bookmarking the wormhole entrance and exit themselves. On top of that I wanted people to stay put while our FC got back online. During my chat with Merruk I had found out that he and his friends were a bunch of new players that had caused all the panic and they had no idea what was going on and who was with who.

Of course I lied and told him that I was fighting the Nyan guys together with Brock from Foolish Intentions, but unfortunately his friends were scared, gave up and left the wormhole. So besides the bomber in system everything was safe and when I arrived in the Impel I could gently scoop the tower and just jump back into highsec with Gabryella and our enemies fighting other enemies, of which almost all were our friends closeby to protect me.

Day 7

Dear Diary. Yes, a lot went wrong during the past week, but also a lot of things went right thanks to my experience gained with the awesome guys from Disavowed. Overall it was a lot of fun to see my friends again and to see them having fun. With only 2 losses (the hauler loss and Mal his silly ‘lets go rat during an invasion’ loss: but over a billion isk worth of loot, the whole operation was a success and I think the lessons they learned were even worth more. A new tower is already set up in a C2 wormhole called J132918 that has a few hostile towers ready to be destroyed. This wormhole might be the one they are looking for and the one I can use for my illegal drug activities.

But first things first. We all got 75 million isk for our troubles, which is a sweet sum and I am going to spend my isk on some new shoes before I’ll head out again.

I was having doubts about writing this action report for quite some time. There was plenty of action, but so little for poor Stacey. However, having a day off from school meant I had time to write about this little story that was to become my first wormhole invasion ever and actually became a pretty famous one too.

 *** May 1 ***


During the end of April it was the ‘Goons are burning Jita’ week and I thought about joining in to kill those pesky little bees trying to ruin the market by killing all those poor traders who forgot about this yearly event. But on the other hand, just let them have it. 0.0 has become a boring place with nothing but large coalitions owning it. It is even so bad that Disband. lost the few moon mining towers they had in the dead end system of KFIE to almost all of the CFC. Even the little tower on planet 8 moon 8, the moon that was once mine, had to pay the price.

Anyhow, with Disband. now roaming trough lowsec and probably deserving these losses for killing 8 juicy Goon carriers that month, Stacey and Gabryella were happily sitting inside the home wormhole and playing something that looked like chess, but had little spaceships instead. Suddenly someone from the alliance told us that he and his two Naglfar dreadnaughts were spotted inside the J104921 wormhole by a lonely Sabre. The pilot of these dreadnaughts was called LordsServant or in short Lord and this meant that his tactic of killing juicy ratting carriers had gone down the drain, but that a new opportunity presented itself, the one that is called an invasion.

20 Bilion isk in ransom was demanded, but our targets wouldn’t pay up. This while the loots were plenty with several towers and their faction modules and of course their juicy hangars filled with ships and modules. So the invasion was a go and people were ordered to bring heavy armor ships. Stacey was in Jita to grab one, but I had trouble deciding on the ship type. Should I bring an alliance fit Proteus, Guardian or maybe a Devoter? Wait, a Devoter, that is a nice ship to bring, I haven’t used her in ages.

With the Devoter and her two bubble makers, Stacey set sail to the highsec entrance and jumped into J104921. It was the most exiting day of the whole invasion for her. The first towers were put in reinforce mode and inside were a Revelation and an Archon carrier that figured it was time to get out before we were going to cage in the tower. For those that don’t know, ‘caging in a tower’ means putting so many bubbles around the tower that no one can warp in or out without killing some of the bubbles or burning trough them, which meant easy kills for us of course.

Caged in

Keep flying with them Stacey, round and round you go. They may not escape before the large T2 bubbles are anchored. It went great, but unfortunately I had T1 bubble makers fitted. It wasn’t wrong, because it was the alliance fit, but T2 bubble makers will give you bigger bubbles, which is better. Even though I had bubbled up and was bumping the tower shield, the Archon had managed to escape with only 1 or less km away from my bubble. The Revelation however did get stuck and he had to find another way out. He almost managed to do so when I had missinterpreted the fc’s orders and had burned in the opposite direction making Stacey end up on the wrong side of the pos. But as he activated warp, the last T2 bubble went up just in time and he got stuck anyways and logged off.

Lord had made the mistake of closing the highsec entrance and jumping in with his Orca while he had a negative security status. Apparently when you jump into a wormhole someone collapses you are automatically send to a celestial, in his case a stargate! Everyone could shoot him, but before they realized he was a pirate, the police webbed his Orca into warp and he could safely dock her up before grabbing an alt to pick the ship up later on.

The new C3 static was found and this one led to Gallente lowsec. A hostile scout jumped in and started probing for exits and so did we. Nothing happened for awhile until the scout jumped back in. But wait, he wasn’t alone. More scouts jumped in, including some from large wormhole alliances like Whale Girth and Verge of Collapse. A few did not survive. + 146 mil pod + 16 mil pod

It didn’t take long for us to find out that our targets had hired a couple of wormhole alliances to kick us out of their wormhole. A group of 20 strategic cruisers plus support waited in lowsec on the C3 wormhole for us to come for them. We didn’t and Stacey was ordered to bubble up with her Devoter inside the C3 on the J104921 wormhole while everyone else would reduce the mass of the wormhole by jumping in and out with their microwarpdrive on. This was done to have our hostiles collapse the wormhole after they would jump into us and be trapped with our fleet, which consisted out of about 10 strategic cruisers, 2 Vigilants, 2 Devoters, 3 Guardians, 2 Naglfars and a Nidhogger carrier.

‘Are they on scan yet Stacey?’
‘Yes, they are on scan now.’
‘Ok, jump back to join us.’

While I did, the wormhole had become critical by accident and our hostiles that were waiting on the other side didn’t want to risk being stuck on our side. After a nervous wait, on which I told one of my old friends this might be my very first epic wormhole fight, the enemies decided to leave and went back the way they came. Disappointed or maybe relieved, for they had the bigger fleet, we left the wormhole for what it was and started to pound on one of the hostile towers again. I logged off and left the ship inside our staging tower for others to use.

The next few days I logged on to see what was happening there was no action for me. Our targets were broken and didn’t want to put up a fight. Some were even destroying their own ships to prevent us from taking them. And with this as a sign of surrender I sat on the C3 static for as long as possible with the Devoter and her bubble up to prevent enemies from escaping. If not I used her for closing wormholes and lock people out with Lord or HTC Necosino, who had epically brought in a Hyperion 5 jumps trough lowsec.

Stacey, was that a scout from Whale Girth?’
‘Yes it was, the hole is closed, he is locked out.’

The last day we managed to kill all the towers and player owned customs offices and steal over 50 bilion isk worth of ships and modules of which I flew a lot back to our staging tower. Unfortunately I wasn’t allowed to keep any of them, so I was left with 0 isk and 0 killmails due to the fact that I was not online or sitting on the static with the Devoter to guard it. Guess I had to bring another ship to apply some dps, but in the end I was happy I had brought her and had fitted T1 bubble makers, because she was used a lot by others as well when I was gone.

Some ships were hilariously killed or stolen and an extended report about them and the invasion can be found here:

 *** May 26 ***


The Devoter is now sitting safe and sound back in our home system for people to use while Stacey has trained up Cynosural Field Theory to level 5 and Gabryella has trained up her probing and hacking skills to level 4. Unfortunately I have exams on June the 17 and 18th, so I was and am not ‘allowed’ to play with the ladies for too long. It disturbs me though, because I only got one kill this month and it is even one that couldn’t shoot back.

Also some of my old friends decided to play again and figured they can take back NM-OEA from several large alliances that use the system as a staging system for mining and other pve heresy. With the Jumpfreighter (poor Adriana hadn’t been used in ages and was getting dusty) we moved tons of pvp ships and modules that way and of course I was invited to tag along any time I want to.

I must say, it is very tempting, but I have other stuffs to tackle at the moment and perhaps it is for the best this way anyways. A few days after I had moved the stuffs, my friends owned the system already with just 2 or 3 guys actively killing heaps of ships and locking up 30+ capsuleers inside the stations. Peace for isk requests were already received and kindly refused.

‘We don’t want peace, we want pvp!’

No, maybe in July I will hug the ladies and give them the kills they need again by joining my friends or Viper for some delicious pvp. In the meanwhile, fly risky guys and girls!

*** Apr 5 ***


The biggest and nastiest strategic cruiser fleet Stacey had ever seen was flying right next to her Guardian, while it made its way towards one of the wormholes which had an exit in lowsec. It was about to get even more scary when we would join an alliance called Blackstar Privateers inside their wormhole. There we would start roling wormholes until juicy targets would show up for us to kill.

Do we have a logi anchor for our Guardians and who will take leadership for them? I volunteered. Stacey, being an old logi pilot had excellent leadership skills to take on a wing of Guardians and I also had experience being an anchor for Nyan fleets, even though those were a little bit smaller of course.


We had 75 guys and girls in over 50 bilion isk worth of ships. Oh boy, don’t you dare mess this up Stacey! But the op started out great. The first wormhole we rolled had a pos with a couple of ships inside. But wait! There is also a ship outside the tower! A large Archon, fully fitted and with ships inside, so we heard afterwards, was probed down and with some hostiles still inside the wormhole we had stolen the carrier and brought it back home in one piece. Thank you’s were put in local and big laughs were had!

Op success, but we had so much time left. Lets role another wormhole! One by one the wormholes got rolled, but without success. Time flew by and even I got bored sitting at 0 with 10 friendly Guardians around me orbitting me at 500 meters. Sometimes things got exited when one of the Guardian pilots accidently burned away from me and I had to put her back into place by saying on Teamspeak that he or she was leaving the invisibility device. It is something new and it prevents enemies from scanning the fleet, which is awesome for getting fights in wormholes where you can’t see local.

‘Bro, can you do the chocobo run for me?’ Sure thing. I am the best at Final Fantasy X chocobo running and my sis hated it. While I was gone running with Tidus and his chocobo, sis was having fun repairing after some stealth bombers had tried getting revenge for Agrippa, who had lost my new Interdictor.

‘It was awesome bro, those silly bomber pilots had bombed themselves and with that our entire fleet by accident. I had to actually do something!’ Well, at least my sister had her fun and so was I by getting Tidus his ultimate weapon. After a big hug from sis I took over again as logi leader and anchor, but our fleet got smaller and smaller. More people left and eventually someone decided to take on a tower that some people were putting up. It was fun reinforcing it while spreading my repairers, but the tower was of course stronted and with wormholes not lasting very long they would just repair it up with us back inside our home system. Tired I left the wormholes and went to highsec to prepare Stacey for a highsec war.

*** Apr 7 ***

Our highsec wartargets were a bunch of Russians that had nothing better to do but to roam around with 6 or more guys in T3 cruisers or sitting at safespots within the range of the station to snipe down any small ships passing by. When I undocked Stacey I was met in by a whole fleet and docked back up. Obviously these guys didn’t want to play at all and once a highsec mercenary myself I knew the tricks and they never killed Stacey during the war.

*** Apr 16 ***


On April 12 separatists of the Caldari Navy calling themselves the Provists had attacked a border region facility in Otsasai and stolen several capital ships including a Wyvern mothership. On a second release that day wing commander Hikemi Korrado gave all capsuleers and non capsuleers throughout new eden the assignment to hunt down and kill these separatists responsible for almost killing an entire station filled with personnel.

I wasn’t around that day to join the CCP event. Being in a wormhole has taught me to take things really slow and real life has creped onto me like a little octopus holding me down and preventing my hands from touching the computer mouse. But maybe it was for the best. Resent reports had shown that Pandemic Legion had already taken all of the first bounties, which were plex for certain achievements like top damage, pod killer, best battleship or cruiser damage and many more.

Maybe it was a friend that pointed me towards the event or maybe it was me reading it in local, I don’t know. One thing was for sure, little Stacey was jumping up and down, eyes glistering and she had changed her white pajama covered with pink cats and bones for something more assassin like. A tight black outfit covered her whole body and didn’t made any attempt hiding her female curves. She had proven herself to be a mercenary and with such a huge price it was her job to hunt down these separatists and claim those juicy rewards.

I had no idea what to expect and wondered how many people would be in local when I read the first message CCP had put up on their live-events tweeter account. But I just had to try and get there and had grabbed a heavy tanked Proteus with some big guns on it. When I arrived it was chaos. Everyone was clustered at the gate and Stacey being a smart girl had locked up all the orange ships right away. One of the carriers was almost down and Stacey had opened fire. More and more people started to join when the first carrier pilotted by Tuohmirasen Oittakko died. Saara Humo died almost right after while the few remaining battleships got locked down. Unfortunately they died so fast, that Stacey only got 2 of them, including one that tried burning away with high speed to leave the battlefield. No luck for him, with the Proteus being faster and equipped with a warpscrambler and a webifier.

As expected people tried smartbombing the pods, which left hilarious suicide killmails. Also, the few Templis Dragonaurs that were present had managed to kill a few capsuleers and of course there were a few wars going on as well, which left a wonderful mess in the system:

*** Apr 17 ***

Gabryella and Stacey sat in Jita while inspecting the killmails. These seperatists like to use active hardeners and shield repairers, even their battleships are equiped with them. ‘We need something to counter those Stacey.’ Gaby whispered to her while dressing up in one of those ‘you touch it, you die’ outfits too. ‘This is going to be fun!’ Stacey replied while asking Scotty to get their ships ready.

In the meanwhile I had told my sister to join me on EVE and together we had set sail towards the Torrinos system. CCP didn’t link the system, just the constellation, but the map showed that was where the sepatists were.

When we arrived at the station there were only two remaining Phoenixes this time. One was at half shields and they were at 130km from the station, so Stacey and Gabryella had to burn a bit to get into range. Luckily the Curses had a microwarpdrive fitted and once we were in range Stacey ordered: ‘Gabryella, put your nosferatu on Ina and all your neutralizers on Aikabinen!’

‘Ay, ma’am!’ And 2 Nosferatus and 8 neutralizers cycled. The Phoenixes and especially the second one died really fast and two more targets were crossed away in Stacey her little black book.

On the forums I had told fellow capuleers and CCP Logibro about our trip and he replied that both Curses had indeed capped out the Phoenixes, which meant that our hunt was a great success:

*** Apr 18 ***

The timing on this op was horrible and afterwards I am happy I had let Stacey sleep trough this one. Apparently it was in lowsec where Pandemic Legion had allowed the separatist to escape. No one knows what their business was or why they were there, but some say that they had stolen valuable information about the Caldari Navy that day. No, I was awaiting the next day, and this time Stacey would get her reward for her hunting troubles.

*** Apr 19 ***

Tight ninja outfit on, console in hand, little blue eyes staring anxiously at the screen hoping for a message from the council of hunters. And yes, there it was! They were spotted the Usi system. On her way Stacey went inside her dps Proteus now.

When I arrived they had 7 carriers and 1 Wyvern ready at one of the customs offices. I didn’t even need to scout them down, I just followed everyone warping off in that direction. Right from the start I locked down Ichonen Aroki in his Chimera, who had locked me up as well and had deployed quite the amount of Dragonfly fighters. For a moment I feared that I had to warp Stacey off to keep the Proteus alive, but he changed target when he found out that I still had over 150k ehp on the thing and it would take longer for him to kill me than we would kill him. One by one the carriers died and I decided to get on some of the mails by deploying my drones or my scrambler and webifier, which I had fitted again just in case.

The main target Kossen Jaikka had burned away from the fight, but some smart capsuleers had brought heavy interdictors to prevent him from warping away. I should have locked him up and put my drones on him for a moment, but I decided to pass this kill for some juicy rewards. My damage was high and I had been shooting my personal primary for way too long to allow the reward to slip trough my hands.

Ichonen Aroki, the target I had been shooting for over half an hour in heavy time delation had finaly died, but Kossen had burned over 270km away and was almost dead by the time I got to 180km. I didn’t make it and the fight was over. The seperatists that had gotten away were all killed together with the main target. All that remained were wrecks and people in local screaming they had won some juicy plex:

*** Apr 20 ***

The killmails weren’t there yet, but I had read that even though I had applied almost all of my dps on the carrier of Ichonen, someone had applied even more and had won the price for most damage applied by a cruiser class vessel. From the seven carriers I got only 4, but one of my corp mates DutchGunner had joined as well and had the Wyvern killmail and the others to make the killboard look juicy for our corporation and alliance.

Stacey cried and had two loving arms around her. ‘If only … ‘ Gaby who had joined the alliance hushed her while gently caressing her back. ‘It is going to be okay luv, at least we got some nice killmails.


*** Apr 23 ***

The ladies made it back into J112417 aka Vallhalla or Home after a failed attempt which had cost Stacey her ship and her pirate pajama. + pod

Being refreshed Stacey had thrown away her new pj covered with tiny wormholes and had grabbed her Guardian from the maintenance bay. ‘I am ready.’ a still slightly upset, but sweet female voice sounded trough the coms.

Suddenly reports came in from her fleet members. ‘We have a Moros Dreadnought tackled!’

It was Jezza who had seen Sofia Kyodai in her heavy Moros jump into her home wormhole from lowsec. Up until now we still have no idea whether Sofia was trying to move a newly bought Moros into her home system or that she was just trying to close the wormhole to prevent strangers from jumping in. One thing is for sure, Jezza had Sofia her Moros tackled and help was on her way trough the many wormholes connecting ours with theirs.

‘We need more Guardians!’, was yelled on coms several times, while Stacey and Gabryella were already on their way with only a few jumps to go. When they arrived I had them orbit Kestrel Hath, who was already at the scene with her Guardian and a capacitor chain was set up. Unfortunately Jezza had already lost her Anathema, but the guy in the Dominix that had killed her got murdered by the many ships that had pored into J233917.

Drones were deployed while a Chimera pilot wanted to help out her friend, but decided not to do such thing. If we had less people pounding on the Moros we probably would have gotten a fight, judging by the Maelstrom staying at 110km range from our fleet and some other ships nearby, waiting inside their tower. But who cares, we got some awesome kills. + 345 mil pod

When the Moros died Stacey and Gabryella cheered. It was their first real Capital Kill owned by a real capsuleer during a fleet op! + 413 mil pod

The wrecks were salvaged and the loots taken. Back home Stacey and Gabryella were drinking an old bottle of rum that said ‘Love you girls forever, Ezeria!’ when suddenly they received a message from an old friend from inside Home. Apparently enterap, who was a member of Disband. and had flown with us back in Delve, had joined the alliance in search for fast isk and juicy kills. It is nice to have friends nearby and with his wormhole experience the girls should be able to get many more capital kills soon!

Because wormholes are so distant and not even part of real space, or as wormhole people say known space or in short K-space, messages could not be received trough regular transmissions. Stacey was missing Gabryella, so it didn’t take long for her to leave the Proteus in the large hangar and go back to highsec. She was awaited and hugged by Gaby and one of her dearest friends, Jordan Zhuge, who wanted to know what the girls were up to. And while running some much needed missions for the Republic Security Services to increase Gaby’s standings even more, Stacey explained the riches and few, but awesome kills you can get in wormhole space.


*** Apr 2 ***


Our wormhole J112417 is a C6 wormhole space with a C5 static and chosen for a reason. It means that you will always have a wormhole that leads to a C5 wormhole space. For many years Stacey has looked at dreadnoughts and carriers jumping in and out of lowsec and 0.0 trough cynocural fields, but apparently they are being used in wormholes a lot too and guess what, especially in C5 wormhole space! They aren’t even combat fit, but often ratting fit to kill the wormhole inhabitants called Sleepers. Stacey is scared to death for them and I never looked into Sleepers, but I heard they are very dangerous and best to be left alone unless you got one of those capital ships and a nice fleet to back you up.

Stacey got her first kill by accident and although it wasn’t a capital ship yet it was most certainly very juicy. After carefully playing with the Proteus and her probe launcher I decided enough is enough and sat at the station for a bit to relax. While I did I noticed there was a fleet up and I joined it just for fun. Two members only. Oh well, they haven’t kicked me out or ignored me, so all is good I think.

Suddenly I heard someone saying: ‘Bomber tackled, warp to me to kill it!’ Alright, here we go! Lets help and get my first kill for the alliance! The lazy Proteus geared into warp, but when I finaly arrived the Bomber had burned 50 km away already and died before I could get in range. Apparently we had killed a Deep Space Walkers fleet commander who was maybe in search for his fleet he thought was hiding inside our home system. Anyhow, I webbed his pod just in time and got on the killmail.

But we weren’t done yet. Right after the pod popped, dragora yelled that we needed to go to another wormhole, one leading to highsec. An enemy Proteus with Guardian support had been spotted on the other side and they were ready to jump into system. With the wormhole at a critical state it had the chance of collapsing and it would trap the poor Proteus pilot and her Guardian buddy right into our hands.

Hey, but wait, that is a brilliant idea! One of our Orca pilots had to go to highsec anyway and warped towards the wormhole when the Proteus pilot decided to take a peek. The Orca pilot jumped trough as fast as he could and Agrippa in his Broadsword activated his bubble maker. One of my biggest fears unfolded in front of my eyes. The wormhole collapsed and was gone and phr0zengurl in her Proteus was trapped inside our bubble with dragora, IAmSeannn and of course Stacey ready. The Proteus appeared and being cloaky fit cloaked just as fast, but our interceptor pilot could decloak her and me and dragora burned over to scram and web her down.

She went down slowly, really slowly and Agrippa in his Broadsword was taking damage. However, the word got out that we had phr0zengurl captured and more people warped over to bring the much needed dps. Orders were given to kill the pod as soon as possible and at that point I had no idea why. Later on I found out that wormhole people have expensive implants and that they will destroy them when tackled before getting killed. So there are no good fights in local and this also meant that even though Stacey locked up the pod and the webifier started its cycle, she didn’t get on the killmail due to time delay.


Perhaps we should have waited for the Guardian pilot to jump trough, but according to our Orca pilot the look on the pilots face was worth the missed killmail when the wormhole collapsed.


*** Apr 4 ***

So this wormhole thing is actually just as cool as 0.0, but the kills are found and put on the killboard slowly. Yet, a Proteus as a first real kill for the alliance is not bad. I needed something else inside this wormhole besides a probing Proteus though. Maybe something like an Interdictor to move around fast and catch those juicy pods.

I got lucky. Today was one of those days where we had a nice exit and I managed to get an Anathema and a Guardian inside. But the guys were a bit nervous when Stacey was on her way back to highsec to pick up her Sabre. Apparently they had found someone in a hauler that was thinking the same as we were, but for his own wormhole linked to ours. Unfortunately he had jumped out into highsec too and searches were made to see where he was going.

I jumped back into the wormhole with my brand new Sabre and discovered we had set up a little wormhole camp with a few guys to catch the hauler. There was even a Proteus, but no one with a bubble maker and what if the hauler was stabbed? I decided to join the group and wait. I can’t stress this enough, wormholes are all about waiting and being patient, but if you are patient enough you will get rewarded (most of the time). And so did we when he came back in a Noctis now. It is a somewhat less juicy target, but who cares, a kill is a kill. And when his scout in the Magnate jumped trough I deployed my bubble.

Shahni died a quick death while Kib3rOk in his Noctis jumped trough and jumped back again. I did not know we had the Broadsword on standby, so I had jumped after him missing the Magnate and his pod for the killboard looks.

On the other side I had scrammed and webbed the Noctis though and deployed an extra bubble while he tried to move out of the bubble made by the Broadsword. It had nowhere to go and everyone jumped to whore on the kill. Little Stacey had top damage on yet another juicy mail, but the pod was missed due to the cloak I had fitted on the Sabre, a must have for interdictors inside wormholes I was told.

Not bad for a first week with the new alliance I thought to myself while I went back to our home wormhole again.

We closed the wormhole behind us with an Orca for other juicy wormholes to appear, which is called chain collapsing or rolling. It worked, the old C5 closed and a new one appeared magically. Strangely enough no one wanted to scout it down and I waited. Is this a test? Is scouting something bad and annoying? I know it can be, but I had an Anathema now which should make the job a lot easier.

After awhile people were asked to start scanning and of course being new I volunteered straight away. If only they had asked us sooner, then I wouldn’t have to wait again. But little Stacey was on her way, probes were launched and a wormhole was found. My first wormhole for the alliance popped up on the scanners, woohoo! But I had forgotten something essential, always check if the wormhole is critical, you might get stuck!

Leave that wormhole alone Stacey, it is dangerous! Ok, lesson learned. Another lesson was bookmarks. Apparently each wormhole and wormhole system has a number which should be in the bookmark. Also always bookmark both sides (except for critical ones of course) so people can go in and out without any problems. It isn’t that hard I thought to myself while jumping back. Oops, I wasn’t supposed to do that, but when I wanted to jump in again I got a nice timer. Ah yes, also don’t forget the wormhole polarization timer silly Stacey!

Hostile Anathema spotted called Stacey! Oh dear, couldn’t they guess it was me? In my rush to try and probe out these wormholes I had forgotten all about my ship tag. Ship tags are very important in wormholes, because you can not guess how many people are in local and what they are flying. On top of that, a lot of guys fly the same ships in wormholes, so it is crucial to have a tag in the name of your ship and show that you are part of a team. Only in a few rare cases the FC will tell you to rename your ship when he wants to confuse enemies.

It was a lot to take in, but I slowly got the hang of it. I had renamed my ship with the right initials and after trying a few times I had found my second wormhole and bookmarked it properly. Suddenly one of our friends was yelling on comms that she needed help. While I was scouting in one wormhole system Miriam had found another wormhole leading to a 0.0 system in Delve, my old home, and she was under attack when she found some juicy ships to shoot. I went back trough one wormhole after another to get back into our home system where I changed my Anathema for my Sabre to try and help her out. Unfortunately I had to make a few more jumps to reach the 0.0 system and Miriam was fighting on a gate, which meant even more warping.

While being on my way I heard her say she died. But wait, where are the others? We had 30 people in fleet and I saw only a few of them trying to help and they were in a kitchen sink fleet definitely not designed to take out the hostiles. The order was given to stand down and disappointed we went back home with a frustrated Miriam.

Stacey sat in her ship with a nice view across the wormhole and had opened her little notebook in which she wrote down some of her new experiences:

Wormhole things that I learned
- Always name your ship properly
- Don’t forget wormhole timers
- Plated ships can kill wormholes
- A C6 is hard to reach

Wormhole things that need work
- Leave critical wormholes alone
- Make proper bookmarks
- Just bring your 80% Scimitar and a few Ventures
- Tell Gaby to train probing, she is going to need it

Wormhole things that are going great
- Unlike some lazy alliance members I am actually scanning for wormholes
- Active in fleet and and on comms when in wormhole space
- The alliance killboard is showing my name and strangely enough on the right side
- Some of the guys are awesome

She was tired and pressed her pencil against her nose while staring at the force field displaying her many rings. ‘I wonder if the shield makes a humming sound’, she thought and gently put away the pencil and her notebook before pressing a button that made her seat go flat. A big fluffy rainbow blanket she got from Brockmist a long time ago was pulled over her body and Stacey closed her eyes. ‘Sweet dreams everyone!’


Both girls got a lot of mails often with the question when they will return to the alliance and every time their answer was the same: we don’t know. Both ladies didn’t want to think about returning just yet, they had a lot to learn and both had their own missions. Gaby went to a corporation called Banjo Bandits and will stay there for 2 weeks. With her excellent standings of 9.40 for the Republic Security Service her friends will be able to get their much needed jump clones for just 100.000 isk each.

Stacey had a more urgent job. She had to find the illusive C6 wormhole J112417 owned by the Disavowed. alliance, which they called Valhalla or Home. At first I thought it would be an easy thing, but soon I found out that a C6 can be hard to reach. I had to be patient.

I had a lot of help from a cool program that shows all wormholes connected to the C6. Stacey is linked on it, so whenever she enters one of the wormholes her name shows up, which is pretty cool.


But even so, the highsec entrances are being destroyed or put into critical mode quickly by Orca and Freighter pilots needing materials to make capital ships. It shows with the red line and it will be a hellish job to get all the stuffs I want to use inside. On top of that, can this alliance be trusted? And most of all, will they trust me?

So I started with step number one. Lets try and get into this illusive C6 wormhole and try and probe for other wormholes and their sites before using my guns. At first I thought about a covert ops frigate or one of those new Sisters of Eve ships. But in the end I went for a Proteus. It is strong, has a nice bonus and both ladies can fly one. On top of that, it can be easily refit for pvp purposes, which I am not going to do just yet. I need to practice my probing skills first and learn not to be afraid of wormholes.

Stacey’s Scanning Proteus
Covert Ops Cloaking Device II
Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Heavy Neutron Blaster II
Sisters Expanded Probe Launcher

Experimental 10MN Microwarpdrive I
Faint Epsilon Warp Scrambler I
Fleeting Propulsion Inhibitor I

1600mm Reinforced Steel Plates II
Damage Control II
Energized Explosive Membrane II
Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II
Magnetic Field Stabilizer II

Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II
Medium Trimark Armor Pump II

Proteus Defences – Augmented Plating
Proteus Electronics – Emergent Locus Analyzer
Proteus Engineering – Augmented Capacitor Reserve
Proteus Offensive – Covert Reconfiguration
Proteus Propulsion – Interdiction Nullifier

Caldari Navy Antimatter, Null and Void ammunition
Core and Combat scanner probes
Nanite Repair Paste

And of course I added some Spiced Wine, for when Stacey gets lost and needs a drink while trying to find her way out.

The alliance and corporation members were all talking about making huge amounts of isk in their wormhole and for them this fit is like a big laugh. Stacey, you are doing it wrong. It needs Faction hardeners or even better, deadspace hardeners. It needs faction damage modules and of course a faction microwarpdrive and faction tackle on top of that. But, even though I sold almost all of my 0.0 stuffs and added a small 10 billion isk to the wallet I thought I would not spend it all right away.

I waited a few days and made a little list of ships I wanted to bring. 2 Guardians, 2 Proteusses and 2 Scimitars should do for now together with 4 Ventures to mine some gas and make some isk. But first things first. The program showed that there was a great entrance and I was ready, Stacey was ready and Gaby was laughing at Stacey. Laugh all you want little lady, you will be next! Here we go:

  • Proteus – check!
  • Proteus Subsystems – Check!
  • Proteus Fittings – Check!
  • Drones, Ammunition and Nanites – Check!
  • Alcohol – Check!
  • New Implants – Check!
  • New clone – Check!
  • Clonejump – 4 hours and 57 minutes – NOOO!

I had to wait several hours before I could get into my new jump clone specifically made for the Proteus. But the next day it was a go. According to the program the chain was still up, but I had to scan my way through. Excellent practice, but holy molly! Even with the faction probe launcher, the faction probes, the probing bonus and my level 4 probing skills it was almost impossible to probe out something. It was like all my probes were confused. False readings, multiple dots everywhere and when I finally had one of those dots it showed it was a gas or hacking site. Help, how am I going to find my way trough these wormholes!

Again, take it slow. If there is one thing I learned from the Viperfleet members it is that you have to be very patient and relaxed. That means instead of speedy shield repair Stacey, I had to become a patient probing Stacey.

If worked. After cursing at the screen after yet another failed attempt to find the next wormhole leading to the alliance C6, I finally found the wormhole I needed and after cursing yet some more I had found the illusive C6 J112417. A little cheer was had behind the pc and of course I was going to check out the posses and bookmarks linked in the system. I took my time and slow boated around and eventually I found a tower I could enter and where I could relax and think.

Showing VFI above the tower created by the pos gunners to welcome new members, the alliance left me a little present to try and test my loyalty. A large Archon carrier was drifting outside the force field all fitted up and abandoned, probably after running a site or repairing a few modules. First, both ladies can’t fly a carrier and second, even if I would tell my friends about this, how would they be able to take the carrier out of the wormhole in one piece? I had to laugh and even thought about bumping the carrier back into the force field. But downtime was calling and who cared anyways. These guys have plenty of isk, they don’t care about a carrier. Better leave the ship alone and pass the loyalty test.

Now it is time for step two, to try and find out more about wormholes and the many traps and goodies they have. My corp members linked me a nice video about the wormholes and how to scan and hunt in them. It is a must see for wormhole newbees like myself:

Gabryella was running trough the hallways of the KFIE station almost pushing into the wall some of the large Blood Raider Pirates that were just hanging out there like they always do. This was serious, very serious and it involved old friends from forgotten times. She had smashed open the bedroom door to see a very hung over Stacey pulling her blanket over her head and rolling over. ‘Gaby, go away!

Forgotten Times




2008 Valor Inc.

For those that don’t know, Stacey Starwolf used to be a Stacy Starwolf without the e in her name. The young Stacy, not knowing the dangers of eve, was recruited by a small corporation called Valor inc. They had only a handful of members back then and were led by Zealot Nagah, a very religious man that had the black heart of a pirate.

With a few other guys Stacy learned how to scan, how to tackle and how to kill poor CVA gang members and their pets that were mining or running missions in Providence. Many losses were had, but also some great kills.

Unfortunately Valor inc. grew and some of its members were against the strict regulations and wanted to try a different path, the path of becoming some of the best highsec mercenaries in the game.


2009 Minos inc.

Together with our masters and teachers from Psychotic Society a small group of 12 members led by Jonas Sheppard embarked on this epic journey. We had war with everyone, from small Mining corporations to experienced mercenary corporations that were hired by large alliances. There wasn’t a week where we didn’t have a war to fight and during our best days we had like ten at the same time. It was a lot of fun!


2009 Legion..

Our killboard grew, our reputation spread and we were growing while led by our awesome leader Heather B. Unfortunately great highsec wars were becoming rare and we were drawn to one of the large alliances in 0.0. With some friends from Jonas the corporation Legion.. was formed and being one of the biggest in the Tactical Narcotics Team alliance she had over 200 members of which little Stacy was sneakily second in command!

Unfortunately the inevitable happened and Stacy got poisoned a few days later. None the less by her own friend and sister Mox Masumi who was one of the 12 and had become jealous of Stacy her power and had found and destroyed all of her clones. When the news got out the remaining members of Legion.. found and killed all Mox her clones in return and a special assassin called Steelrattty was hired to kill her and had done so in EC-P8R.

Like Stacy she was never heard of again.


2010 Minos inc. again

But this is New Eden, a place where anything can happen, even the impossible. What Mox Masumi didn’t know was that Stacy had send some of her DNA to Daque2, who was also one of the 12 and conducting secret experiments (something with green tubes) in Caldari highsec. Banned from Legion.. he had gone his own way with Gehenna, a guy who was there when the eve gateway collapsed, and together they made a new Stacey possible one year later.

She was greeted by her old friends who had left the corrupt Tactical Narcotics Team and joined their old corporations. To her surprise she was taken in straight away, but things weren’t the same though. From the 12 members that had seen the picture of my sister in a sexy tiger outfit, there were only a few left. Legion.. had gone downhill. Corruption and distrust had spread and Jonas presumably had been tricked out of most of his assets. No one heard of him again, but some say you can see a Brutix passing by in the distance when you roam trough TNT space and kill one of its members.

3 Other members created their own corporation and were one of the first ones to successfully occupy a C6 wormhole. They produced some of the first T3 cruisers in game and made tons of isk that way. Unfortunately wormholes are dangerous and I have never seen them again. So I was left with Rebirth, who had joined Psychotic Society, Steve, Cool, Frank and Reev.


2011 The Star Crusaders

Together with these guys and some of the best pvp’ers eve has we took a stand in Outer Ring and made their old inhabitants leave with ease. We fought against Privateers of Virtue and Damned Nation next, who were becoming bigger and bigger. To train new members for Minos Inc. and Psychotic Society sis decided to join again and Gabryella Grey was born. We created our own corporation called The Star Crusaders and had some nice members of which some are still my friends today.

Unfortunately the Caldari Navy had caught Daque2 and Gehenna running experiments on people within the Empire. Both escaped to Etherium Reach where they were abducted and probably abused by hundreds of Russian members from the Red Alliance claiming those parts of space. No one has ever seen them since.


2012 The Dominium

But The Star Crusaders joined the Dominium, a new alliance with a horrible leader. They had high hopes with new adventures in Outer Ring in mind and were big enough to take on another alliance. But unfortunately the Dominium wouldn’t blue our friends, so me and sis got caught in the middle and chose for our friends of course. Heavy losses were had for the alliance and the Dominium disbanded and left.


2012 Damned Nation

Psychotic Society and their friends were getting more annoying in Outer Ring and Damned Nation needed someone with insight about them. In the meanwhile Jordan informed me about juicy ships in A2V and his idea of stealing at least a carrier or two or killing a super. The corp was invited and I gave up some names while Jordan tried working his way into the towers. After a few roams and gate camps I found out that the Damned Nation members were horrible at pvp. But they had blued every alliance close by, including Eternal Syndicate who had settled in NM-OEA. And after a huge fight that involved a lot of allies they had won Outer Ring from the Privateers of Virtue and the Ronin. And yes, I was there fighting with them in a silly Falcon.

But our little plan worked. While I was out roaming, mining barges got stolen every so now and then and after 4 months the big price, a Rorqual and her fittings, were ready for the taking. Unfortunately one of the Psycho members had gone greedy and had stolen a 2 billion isk Tengu from one of the directors from Damned Nation, Alujari Corvus. A warning was given throughout the alliance, passwords were reset and unfortunately only 5 corporations were kicked for being distrustful.

They suspected me for stealing the ships, which was part of the plan. Prior to the grand theft barges I had made Jordan Zhuge the corp leader and told him that I was not to be trusted. Even though the corporation was banned he still had great ties with Alujari Corvus who was the alliance diplomat and some other high members in Damned Nation and had gained their trust by telling them I was responsible for the thefts. He kicked me out of the corp to make it believable and they bought it.


2012 The Nyan Cat Pirates

That’s when I met the amazing Nyan Cat Pirates after I tried killing Kai Jax his interceptor. At first I thought they were friends with Damned Nation, but after a little chat I found out they weren’t, but were asked to be.

With me being red, Nyanpire joined Damned Nation causing unrest within their alliance and it didn’t take long for Nyan to be threatened to be set red if they didn’t remove me from their alliance. What Nyanpire didn’t know was that I still got inside information from Jordan which was coming from Alujari herself. Apparently the Alliance was in a bad state with a fight between the directors. On top of ‘me’ stealing ships, someone with director access had stolen a large amount of isk and they had blamed it on her.

I decided to play open cards with Nyanpire and explained everything. To my surprise Nyan ceased the opportunity by refusing to kick me from their alliance and having me join the fleets they were having with Damned Nation members. I loved it! The directors were so pissed that the big guy himself, 2skulls, had planned an assassination attempt on me. It was reckless and they never got me and my bomber when I joined their fleet. I even gave them a little tour when suddenly a Nyan member contacted me and confirmed me that they wanted me dead.

A mail was send to Nyan and Nyan had send a mail to Damned Nation, spreading the word that they were shooting blues. Within hours several alliances had set Damned Nation neutral or red and an emergency meeting was held about having spies in the alliances. Being enraged 2skulls and his friends made a fool out of themselves. They said that they were allowed to kick or shoot any blues if they wanted to.

The chaos was huge and Alujari Corvus was being bombarded with angry and confused mails from allies. Jordan and Nyan informed her about the assassination attempt and hooked me up with her. I was angry with her alliance, she was angry with her alliance and our words made love. All she wanted to know was who stole her Tengu, which I knew.

The next day a shadow meeting was organized between Psychotic Society, The Star Crusaders, Nyanpire, Rote Kapelle and of course Alujari herself and some of her most trusted friends. It was called the purple coalition and it had only one thing in mind: Damned Nation had to die.

During the next few months we all worked together. While in fleet with my bomber, I had the pleasure of watching Nyanpire drawing first blood by bombing their great leader 2skulls.

The days after a huge amount of juicy killmails colored the Psychotic Society and Nyanpire killboards green, while Rote started reinforcing key towers.

But the best part was played by Alujari Corvus. She was the one that had kept Damned Nation together for all this time with her diplomacy and hard work and she was paid for it by her directors with distrust. Even when they found out it wasn’t her who stole the alliance isk, they never apologized and she was done with them. We had provided the stage and she simply exited left with almost half of the alliance with her.

In reply they had placed a bounty on her head to show their love. It caused even more alliance members to leave and towers that were still owned by Damned Nation were no longer defended. Most of their members had fled to highsec and were happily hunted down during our final stage, the wardecs, which lasted several weeks. The final few that remained were hiding with Vega for awhile, which were made blue for money. But eventually even they said good bye and the beast that was once the largest coalition in Outer Ring twitched its legs one more time and lay still to be dead forever. Our colors were spread, our love was shared, Outer Ring was ours!


Stacey sat up straight inside her bed with Gaby next to her with a fresh glass of water. ‘Don’t cry, we need to go and you know it, I already had Scotty repackage all the ships and modules and have dropped our corporation roles.’ Stacey swept away a small tear rolling across her cheek with the sleeve of her in pink cats and bones covered pajama. Softly she mumbled: ‘But I don’t want to leave.’

‘Don’t be childish now, come on. Lets say good bye to the bartender and our friends. Get dressed, we got to go! Stacey mumbled back: ‘You are right, but no goodbye to the bartender, I don’t like him.’

*** Mar 26 ***

I am sorry to announce that I have moved all my assets to highsec and that both ladies will be leaving Stare-Roids after their 24 hour stasis period is over, which should be tomorrow. I have no idea which corporation they are going to join yet, but a few of my old friends have returned and Cool has contacted me with disturbing news that an alliance called Company Company took a wormhole of some of our old friends and destroyed over 7 billion worth of assets. We are going to try and set things straight.

Every corporation I have been in stood for something, they had a goal. Valor was an awesome pirate training corp, Minos was an awesome mercenary corp. The Star Crusaders were our kids, who are flying with the large alliances now. And of course there was The Nyan Cat Pirates. Ah yes, The Nyan Cat Pirates, they weren’t just amazing pirates, they were pirates with the amazing skill to lvl 5! They conquered Outer Ring, showed bitter 401K Muninn pilots what real fun was in simple Enyo’s and made Delve a safer place with their Police Comets and hotdrops.

However, I have got the feeling that Disband. is still desperately trying to find her way. She stands for religion as Nyan stood for rainbows but she is not spreading it like Nyan did so colorfully. Hopefully with the new move that will all change and the alliance can show what she is meant to be.

Good luck and I will love you guys forever!