Battle report 15: Hello Bees!

Posted: February 4, 2013 in Battle Reports

***  Feb 2  ***

I was somewhat busy, more busy and even more busy on top of that, but I managed to find a small hole in my somewhat busy schedule for a Nyan Fun Roam on Saturday 13:00 hours. I was late because of an incapacitate Bora pos Guns Zealot roam the day before which made me sleep till 12:00.

But so was Ezeria Mistanta our FC, because, together with the Scrap Iron Flotilla guys, The Retirement Club managed to safe a POS and get revenge on a Goon Drake fleet in the process: Which FC said that Legions were bad again?

Anyhow, we set sail with a small group of Nyan and to my joy also a lot of Retirement guys from different corporations had joined, all lured in by some sweet music and all silly enough to rely on Sockey, Laylissa and Gaby for logistics in their flimsy Enyo’s and Sabres. Our goal: to kill as much Bees as possible while all dying in an horrible fire. X-es went up in fleet and with 11 Angry Enyo’s, 3 Scimitars, 2 Sabres, 1 Wolf and Loki and Tengu links we all sailed towards K-8SQS and I ordered everyone to link their best blonde exotic dancers in chat during the boring times.

Yes, it was 22 jumps and yes it was far, but with an Enyo fleet and the Scimitars the slowest ships (but one of the fastest cruisers to align) in fleet, we just killed the distance and it only took us as small 10 minutes to find ourselves a small Against All Anomalies gang which had a Cynabal, Retribution and a Sabre. They were all to eager to engage us, because when one of our Sabres bubbled them up, their guns did pewpew, but as our fleet jumped in to safe our poor tackler, we pewpewed the Sabre back while her friends quickly ran or jumped back trough the gate to escape: + Pod

Yarrs were had and we set sail again to kill some Bees, hopefully big fat juicy Golems Bees and we were even asking ourselves if we could take down a ratting Carrier Bee with our fleet setup in time before reinforcements would arrive. But first we had to go trough Get Off My Lawn and FCON space to reach them. Dangerous territory? No. Both alliances didn’t want to play with us, even when we were sitting at their station looking at them with puss in boots eyes and making little nyans like cats do against birds when they can’t reach them. I think it is because people have no idea what to bring against an Enyo fleet. They are small, they are fast, they have little blasters so they do a lot of dps, they all have a small drone and on top of that, they are green and these had a Loki link and a Tengu link with Scimitar support making them even faster and tankier. Being frustrated probably, a bomber tried bombing us, but he failed miserably. He wasn’t at the right range and one bomb can’t hurt frigate sized ships with their microwarpdrives off, so our Scimitars repaired everyone in no time again.

Bored we headed on in search for an enemy FC that would try and take us and while listening to some relaxed music I found on youtube ( I enjoyed all the lovely stuffs in fleet chat. Judge for yourselves again guys:
Yoh Ling Goa:
Amos Chentchard:
Ezeria Mistanta, who had FC rights:
And ocahexx Charante, who had the hottest babe of us all:

But the hunger for ship kills grew and the pictures of blonde girls took place for some more exclusive nude pictures of brown and black haired girls linked by Bnizzle and Tarinmon mostly. For those that have missed the op, too bad, that’s a rare privilege only Enyo pilots on a semi suicide mission get. Don’t be sad, you can contact Bnizzle and Tarinmon if you have enough iskies to spend.

We headed on trough fade while bugging ratters and after snatching a Test Sabre: + Pod we had set our eyes on ZOYW-O, where for some reason a Helios undocked straight into one of our bubbles. Probably doing something else in the meanwhile he just flew out of the station range and right into our loving claws. Our first little serious Bee kill of the day was born after killing one of their probers:

Throughout fade Goons now knew a lot of angry Nyan Cats and Retirement guys were coming to get them now and more and more Bees just hid inside their little hives. After looking for a Chimera, who had also ran to a POS and killing a cyno Probe belonging to a Titan pilot we hoped they would do something against us roaming in their space. An unfortunate Myrmidon wanted to play in 2O9G-D though and was sitting at the gate as we landed on top of him with the entire fleet. While he tried figuring out if he should jump trough or just stay and yell for help we gently gave him a hand with his decision by bumping him away from the gate and giving him a few targets that kept him scrambled. At about 10 /15 km away from the gate there was no way back for him and he finally engaged us with his drones out and turned the engagement into a feeding frenzy for our pvp hunger with his action. I deployed my Warrior II’s, but even before I could press the F key our little fleet had turned the battlecruiser Bee into scrap metal already: + 22 mil Isk Pod

Feeling confident we moved on trough Goon space hoping they would form up a fleet, but all they did was set up a bombing trap in VFK-IV which we simply escaped by warping away and leaving the poor Naga at 100 km from the gate wishing he had brought a Heavy Interdictor instead. On the station there, also the Goons were having doubts about what to bring against us and after awhile they started undocking two Tengus, a Scimitar and some tier 3 battlecruisers with a Blackbird as backup. But very uncertain weather they should attack such smart pirates in such tiny but deadly ships they docked everyone up again and we left being sad kitties.

People were tired, had enough of handsome lady pictures and started browsing for handsome man pictures on their own or had to go for some other reason and our little fleet got somewhat smaller. Fortunately for us there are always some guy in EVE that are a little bit dumb or just plain unlucky, because after snatching a FCON Rifter: we encountered Die Kutte. (translated: the Habit) in his Sabre. And a sweet Habit he has. As he jumped trough he was quite hard to kill. Extremely fast he burned out of our bubbles and away from our little Enyo’s. But with our links up and some awesome piloting we managed to snatch him anyways at a whooping 90! km from the gate. At first we thought it was a simple Thrasher killmail, but we all went Yeeh! as we spotted the faction mod in his cargo bay, turning our OP into a decently successful one: + 5 mil Isk Pod

Overall it was a typical Nyan Fun OP again and it was too bad that the Goons or any other CFC alliance members wouldn’t give us a proper fight. I’m afraid they have no clue what to bring and next time we will be heading to Solar space again, because they will hopefully try and take us on in battlecruiser sized ships again. I also hope more alliance members will give the little but awesome shield Enyo a chance and come with our little fail fleet for some uber yarrage, because together with all the guys that were there, it was a lot of fun!


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