The Lovetar® Update

Posted: March 12, 2014 in Other eve related things

Dear Lovetar® user,

We from Disband. like to express our gratitude for your trust in our product the Lovetar® and hope you have had many positive experiences together.

However, lately we have been receiving complaints about the Lovetar® due to the changes made to all of the Omnidirectional Tracking Links throughout New Eden. Drones were not able to reach as far as they used to and they did less damage to the rats. Also stamina seemed to be an issue due to the now active nature of the modules.

This development had not escaped our eyes and even though we have complained about the change and offered many other suggestions like a drone range bonus on the Ishtar or a tracking bonus on the sentry drones, we were not allowed to make any changes to the ship, her modules or any of the combat drones.

Out of fear of getting removed from existence for making these changes anyway, we had put our research teams on the matter. They found out that the only way to make the Lovetar® as effective as she used to be is by adding more Omnidirectional Tracking Links. Eventually two ways were found to make the Lovetar® effective again and it only requires some modules to be refit, which can be done at one of the many stations throughout New Eden.

Refit 1: Slow love
Needed: 1x Federation Navy Omnidirectional Tracking Link
Needed: 1x 10MN Afterburner II

Those that like to try it slow have the possibility to fit 3 Tracking Links without changing too much to the current loadout. Just switch out the Experimental Microwarpdrive I for the 10MN Afterburner II and the Cap Recharger II for your third Tracking Link. Try her out and don’t forget to take it easy.

Refit 2: Pro love
Needed: 1x Federation Navy Omnidirectional Tracking Link
Needed: 2x Medium Remote Repair Augmentor II
Needed: 1x Faction Explosive Hardener

For those fast lovers out there that have some extra isk to spend there is pro love. Switch out the T1 rigs for the T2 rigs, The T2 Explosive Hardener for a Faction Explosive Hardener and the Cap Recharger II for your third Tracking Link. A slightly more expensive, but fast connection can be made this way.

We from Disband. hope these options will be to your liking and that the lovemaking can continue the way you loved it. Time to have fun again lovers!

Kind regards,

Stacey Starwolf, Disband.

The Lovetar® is no longer available trough the Disband. alliance. Copying the fit will result in other Lovetar users finding you and making love to you with their Lovetar® when you least expect it. The Disband. alliance is not responsible for the extra isk needed on the new fits or the low prices for T2 rigs and faction hardeners.

– Hint –
If stamina is an issue try the following implants:
– Slot 7: Inherent Implants ‘Noble’ Remote Repair Systems RA-703 or 705
– Slot 8: Inherent Implants ‘Squire’ Energy Management EM-803 or 805

– Spoilers –
– You are able to switch scripts during the mission for more tracking or range.
– More lovers often means more fun.

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